*cough*

(the following are actual events. all coughs are recorded
and inserted when actual coughs took place.)

there's nothing worse than a cough.

*cough*cough*

ridiculous. i have the weakest cough on the planet. probably due to the fact *cough* that my lungs stick to my ribs and cause excessive *cough* amounts of pain... yep. that must be it.

*cough* *cough*

nonetheless, i sound like a *cough*cough* doped up mouse. and it annoys me to no end. i've been *cough* coughing all day and all *cough* night for the past 48 hours.

*cough*cough*cough*

bring on the menthol-eucalyptus drops.
bring on the nasty cough syrup.
anything to make me stop coughing.

*cough*